harajukuhallyu:

Teach girls it’s okay to not want kids. Or even like them.
That they can be functional people without being a mother.
That deciding into their 30s they want kids isnt bad and they’re not “too old.”
Teach girls that they don’t have to sell their youth to kids.
Because motherhood isn’t for everyone. And we need to stop acting like it is.

#preach

Asked by Anonymous

How many tailgates dose it take to screw in a lightbulb 💡?

tailgatescutebooty:

At least 8 but they still needed cyclonus to help.

trueka:

adding highlights to my drawings while not knowing or ignoring where the light source is

#*wink*

thesaltofcarthage:

porco-is-my-biting-daddy:
iguanastevens:
What to do when you don’t like a fic: a step by step guide
Step 1:
Amazing tutorial I recommend to everyone!
I have done this and it totally works!

thicctimus-prime:

thicctimus-prime:
thicctimus-prime:
thicctimus-prime:
just want a Transformers show where the humans they become friends with are millennials and gen z kids with those generations senses of humor and it makes even the Decepticons worried for them
Human companion: *sees a dead squirrel on the ground* God I wish that were me
Megatron, stopping in the middle of battle and pulling Optimus Prime aside: Hey is your pet ok?
Human companion: *fortnite dances*
Bumblebee: *shurgs and joins in*
Soundwave: what the fuck?
Starscream: Disgusting flesh creature you will-
Human companion: I anm just….a litle creacher….thatse it. I canot change this.
Starscream: ………What?

I played overwatch after a couple weeks yesterday and it was not good. I played for about six hours and I only won four matches. o___o

trauma-thicc:

lupus-lunarem:
just-shower-thoughts:
If you’re fortunate enough, your internal organs will spend their entire lifespan in absolute darkness.
Not if I swallow this glow stick!